Jokes are a fun way to talk and learn about business. Enjoy and have a few laughs!
Man: ” Are you sure this dog you are selling me is loyal?”
Owner: ” He sure is. I sold him five times and every time he’s come back.”
“How’s business?”
Tailor: “Just so-so.”
Author: “All right.”
Astronomer:”Looking up.”
Trash Collector: “It’s picking up.”
Electrician: “It’s pretty light.”
Elevator Operator: “It has it’s ups and downs.”
Farmer: “Mine’s growing.”
TV Repairman: “What seems to be the trouble with your TV,
Miss?”
Women: “It seems to have double images. I hope you men can fix it.”
Movie Director: “Now in this scene you jump off the cliff.”
Actor: “But suppose I get killed?”
Movie Director: “Don’t worry it’s the last scene.”
Man At Hotel: “Excuse me, but I’m registered at this hotel. Could you tell me what room I’m in.”
Hotel Clerk: “Certainly, you’re in the lobby.”
Boss: “You certainly ask for a big salary for a man with no experience?”
Job Applicant: “Yes, but it’s much harder work when you don’t know what you are doing.”
Boy: “Mister could you sell me a shark?”
Pet Shop Owner: “What would you do with a shark?”
Boy: “The cat’s trying to eat my goldfish and I want to teach him a lesson.”
“I’m
a vary famous speaker. I spoke at Yankee Stadium to thousands of
people.”
“Really! What did you say?”
“Hot dogs, popcorn, ice cold drinks.
“I got fired from my last job because I was too tough.”
“What do you mean?”
“I didn’t take orders from anybody.”
Employee: “I’ve worked here for over 30 years and I have never asked for a raise.”
Boss:”That’s why you have worked here for 30 years.”
Farmer: “Let me explain the business of farming to you. First we raise corn. If a good crop comes up then we raise wheat.”
City Slicker: “What if a good crop doesn’t come up?”
Farmer:”Then we raise prices.”
“My daughter is impossible. She keeps asking me for money. Last week it was $25.00. Yesterday it was $15.00 and today it is $5.00.”
“What does she do with it all?”
“I don’t know. I don’t give it to her.”
Daughter: “Dad could I have a dollar?”
Dad: “When I was your age I asked for cents?”
Daughter: “Okay, give me 100 cents.”
“How’s your son that you took into business with you?”
“He’s amazing. He’s only been with me of for two weeks and he’s already a month behind in his work.”
Manager: “You’re 30 minutes late. Don’t you know what time we start here?”
Office Boy: “No, by the time I get here, everyone is already working.”
Reporter: “Is your job dangerous?”
Barber: “I have a lot of close shaves, but mostly I get out of scrapes.”
Lawyer: “I’ve come to help you with your damages.”
Client: “I’ve got all the damages I need. I need repairs.”
“Why do fire trucks have dogs on them?”
“To find the fire hydrants.”
Son: “I want to be an accountant when I grow up.”
Father: “Go figure.”
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